Alrighty. I do NOT have much here. But I still have a bit of funny stuff in this section, so it's worth your
time.
Burmy
In D/P, there is a boy in Pastoria City that says he loves Burmy because they are (quote) "kind of mooshy
and cute!"
Mooshy. Isn't that quite a strange adjective for a Burmy? Does that mean the boy smashes them?
Heatran's Call
Everybody knows that a Legendary Pokemon will call out when you approach it and press A. Well, if Game Freak
tried to be dramatic when you approach Heatran, they failed. Oh so miserably. Heatran will say this to you:
"Gwogobo gwobobobobo!"
It made me laugh so hard.....
Regigigas' Call
If you read the above bit of humor, then you will know that Pokemon call out when you approach them. You also
know that Game Freak's attempts to be dramatic sometimes fail. Well, in the Snowpoint Temple, if you bring Regice, Regirock,
and Registeel, Regigigas will emerge and yada yada yada. So you approach Regigigas and you will read about a king emerging
or something. Then you press A again and Regigigas will cry out. It cries,
"Zut zutt!"
Like the above bit of humor, this made me laugh hard.
Team Galactic...
...needs a haircut. For example, take a look at a male Grunt's hairdo. It is stinking CYAN. Cyan! That is such a non-manly color! And that moron Commander Saturn has
BLUE hair! What is it with Team Galactic and stupid
hair? There are too many dumb ones to count! Jupiter, female Grunts, Cyrus, Mars..... Get a job and pay for a non-stupid haircut,
people.
Woah...
Seriously. Has anyone else seen the Platinum sprites for Shellos? It is so ridiculously funny that I had
to post it here. You'll laugh in your head, trust me.
Also, there is a Rotom sprite that looks very creepy to me. It seems as if it's saying "I WILL EAT YOOOOOOOU
BLARGAGAGHAGH" After you look at the Cut forme, you decide.
